©	Volume I By Ssabre

Fruit Loops
Breakfast of Nutcases

"Sometimes I'm froody, sometimes I'm loopy... usually I'm just a fruitloop!!"

Volume I:
The truth about Star Wars

Death Fader: He slowly vanishes when he dies.

Hand Solo: Also known as sporadic applause.

Dark Mall: A commercial center that is closed for the night.

Gungun: A word used by someone who stutters when talking about firearms.

Jarjar: A word used by someone who stutters when talking about food containers.

Are Too Detour: A phrase which was overheard. It was being used by a particularly insane gryphon engaged in a heated argument with a highway diversion, which was apparently claiming to be an overpass.

Emperor Pulpating: Rare mixed drink served only on Tuesdays in a small cafe in Sacramento. It is considered by many to be a delicacy, hence the name.

Robe Leader: The head of a procession at a monastery.

Mon Moth Ma: A Jamaican greeting a transsexual guy who has a major interest in the Lepidoptera species.

Lord of the Sit: "How dare you stand in my presence!! Pull up a chair you insolent scum!"

Amadila: A British gentleman talking about a small plated mammal.

Yo, DA!: Someone trying to get the attention of a district attorney.

Light Saver: A device designed to conserve luminous energy.

Millennium Falcon: Official bird-of-prey for the year 2000.

Spar Destroyer: Worst enemy of SH.

Anna Kin: "Who, Anna? She's my mom..."

Princess Lay Organ: Uneducated female daughter of King Kidney and Queen Pituitary Gland

Storm Blooper: A mistaken forecast.

Tie Fighter: A veteran boxer with a perfect record of Zero wins and Zero losses.

A-Wing: The port-side airfoil.

B-Wing: The starboard-side airfoil.

X-Wing: The existence of this airfoil has yet to be proven...

Java the Hut: ancient ritual in which a dwelling is covered with a putrid liquid consisting of 1% water and 99% caffeine.

Trix Made In: Words proceeding "China" on the box of a popular cereal.

Death, Spar: Battle cry of the Spar Destroyers.

Imperial Shuttle: Prestigious maker of badminton equipment.

Imperial Navy: Official color of the Empire's football team, similar to royal purple.

Rebel All-Eye Ants: Renegade insects known for their perpetual alert-ness.

Look Skystalker: Leader of the Rebel All-Eye Ants, know for his unusually ability to walk on clouds.

The Force: Opposite of the Anti-Force, as according to Newton's third law.

Spar Fighter: Lowly minion of the Spar Destroyers.

Jet Eye: one who is extremely talented at spotting airplanes.

Dey Go Bahk: Someone with an odd accent mentioning the return of a group to where they were earlier.

Tattooing: The act of producing permanent artwork on one's body.

Sarek: Wasn't this guy from Star Trek?He lived in a desert, he's, but I don't think he was ever considered "All Mighty" or had people "sacrificed" to him...

Booboo Fret: A psychological fear of minor injury.

Sun Crusher: Result of a merger between Crush and Sunkist.

Maw Cluster: Usually seen at family reunions.

Thai Bomber: The designated airplane for dropping bombs on Thailand.

A-Steriod: Used by members of the Rebel All-Eye Ants to increase their strength.

A-Steriod Field: Farm where A-Steroids are grown.

Crocus Ant: Rare insect that feeds only on a specific species of flower.

Land Speeder: One who runs faster than the speed limit (not to be mistaken for an Air Speeder)