Top Ten Reasons Gryphons are Better than Dragons


By Collaborative Effort of Gryphon's Guild Members


10.) Gryphons have better breath
8.) Who ever heard of a Dragon with a really cool accent like a Gryphon?
7.) Gryphons don't just have claws, they have both RETRACTABLE claws *and* talons!!
6.) Gryphons are better philosophers because they get hints from the Wind
5.) Three words: Mind Blowing Screech (literally!)
4.) Gryphons are better at graceful flying
3.) Gryphons are loyal guardians of friends and gold... Dragons tend to steal it
2.) Gryphons have better taste in dinner

And the NUMBER ONE reason Gryphons are Better than Dragons:

1.) Gryphon kittens are *way* cuter than Dragon hatchlings

No offense is meant by this list, of course! It was mainly meant as a spoof due to the inherent popularity of Dragons and the relative obscurity of Gryphs! }:>

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