1. You are hungry and you forgot you ate all the unicorns in a 100 mile radius

2. You return home and find that humans stole your golden nest and sold it

3. You return home and find that humans have started to develop the land and scared off all the other animals

4. You chip your talons

5. You eat yourself because you forgot you took your human form for the day

6. You are flying around and the milatary tries to shoot you down thinking you are a new spy aircraft

7. You are taking your morning flight and you fall asleep and crash into the side of a mountain

8. You are intoxicated and you try to eat a car cause its called a Mustang

9. You ate a Ford Mustang while intoxicated and wake up the next day

10. You ate a Ford Mustang while intoxicated and wake up the next day and cannot get the oil out of your fur and feathers and you have paint caked on your beak

11. You are flying and it starts to pour down rain

12. You are eating a unicorn and you get blood on your feathers

13. You are talking to a dragon and they singe your fur or feathers on accident

14. Someone says,"smell this -- doesn't it smell good?" and you look at them funny because they know that most beaks don't work very when you are trying to smell things

15. You wake up and you crawl out of your aerie and a "brave" human jumps on your back and trys to ride you like a horse

16. You walk into a shop to look for statues of gryphons and all you see are stupid unicorns

17. You walk into a shop to look for statues of gryphons and all you see are stupid unicorns and it makes you hungry but you know that if you tried to eat them it would not taste good

18. You are surrounded by humans and you want to chow down but you don't want to pay the penalty

19. You are in your human form you can only run 10 mph and can't fly

20. They dont make cars for your gryphon form

21. You forget to retract your talons when you are trying to type on the computer

22. You lose a feather and your fellow gryphs are laughing and saying you are going bald

23. Your living abode is covered with gryphon stuff and someone asks "What's a gryphon?"

24. You make the best meal out of your best unicorn meat for your potential mate and they aren't hungry because they ate right before

25. You get writers block when you are trying to create lists about gryphons because all these dang humans keep bugging you with stupid questions and you can't eat them

By Alexander the Gryphen