These are the Reasons I Like Being a Gryphon Part Two
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anonymous
I love being a gryphon 'cause I love eating
But this is no ordinary meal, it's a meal fit for a king
A meal that has no counterpart...
Now you may be asking what that would be
Well I love the sweet and tenderness of a new born unicorn
But I normally save that for last 'cause I normally have to get rid of the
parents first
And you know what they say waste not want not
I mean think of all the starving Gryphs in other countries
That is why I love being a gryphon
And anyway how many other species can eat their body weight in food in one
single sitting?
I love being me and I love being a Gryphon.
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