1.) You like the smell of cat food -- especially the kind with horse meat
2.) You love shinies and would protect your collection with your life
3.) You ever slip into Ye Olde English
4.) You screech when you're angry
5.) You scree when you're hungry
6.) You've ever hissed at someone if they startle you
7.) You purr when people pet you on the head
8.) You've ever seen a picture of a Gryphon and asked aloud, "Do I know him?"
9.) You've seen a Gryphon statue and thought "Now that is what *I* would look for in a mate for life."
10.) If you're female, you were insulted by Nick O'Donohoe's stories where there are no female Gryphons, though they're still one of your favorite series
11.) You've ever clacked your teeth together in annoyance and were suprised at how quiet the sound was
12.) You wish you had a more intimidating stare
13.) You have three sleeping positions -- curled up, stretched out as far as you can go, and standing up... and it irritates you that you can't sleep with your head under your arm
14.) You like your meat rare -- or raw
15.) You've ever been driving along the road and almost swerved into the ditch because you saw a horse
16.) You roll your eyes at pictures of Unicorns
17.) You love flying and will go to places like Boring, Oregon by plane just because you get to fly
18.) Being on a plane makes you bawl uncontrollably because you want to fly by your own power
19.) The first thing you do in the morning is stretch for thirty minutes
20.) You like frequent, short naps
21.) Where it's dusty, you miss having nictitating membranes
22.) You grow your nails long, and cry when they break
23.) You have several favorite moves in fights -- the head butt, the aerial dive, clawing and biting -- and they're actually pretty effective
24.) Your laugh can only be described as a chuckle
25.) You have a biting wit and stinging sarcasm
26.) You love watching nature shows on Discovery -- especially ones about raptors or lions
27.) When you look at pictures of lions in National Geographic or on a nature show, your eyes drift to the lion's hiney, and you think, "Wow, what a cute butt."
28.) You drool when you see pictures of horses
29.) When you're vacationing in the Rockies where it's cool, dry and Windy, you see a mountain goat and wonder what it tastes like
30.) You know what it tastes like
31.) You have a Gryphon tatoo
32.) You own a Gryphon statue
33.) You bought a Gryphon poster or painting
34.) You print out Gryphon pics from the net and put them up on your wall
35.) You print out "You might be a Gryphon if..." lists
36.) You chuckle at "You might be a Gryphon if..." lists
37.) Your email or online name is your Gryphon name or has Gryphon or a spelling variation of Gryphon in it
38.) You sometimes want to run away to the mountains and live off the land just so you can hunt your own food
39.) You stalk hamburger in the meat market
40.) You think of cats and birds as your brothers and sisters
41.) You have pet cats or birds and you talk to them
42.) You understand when they talk back
43.) You give your birds such silly pet names as "Ooobie booboo Gryphiehead"
44.) You give your cats such silly pet names as "Itty bitty Gryphonbutt"
45.) Falconry is one of your hobbies, or you want to go into falconry
46.) You love anything that gets you closer to nature -- like camping, sailing (on *top* of the water), hiking or hangliding
47.) You HATE getting wet... and dislike swimming (which no one seems to understand)
48.) Instead of packing gorp when you go hiking, you pack jerky and meatloaf sandwiches
49.) Your toes are strangely flexible
50.) When you were little, you swore to everyone you could fly -- you don't tell anyone now because they keep threatening to throw you in the nut house
51.) Stories that depict Gryphons, Dragons, and other fellow mythics as "evil" or the bad guys makes you mad... but stories about Unicorns as the protagonist just make you roll your eyes
52.) You draw Gryphons all the time, even if you can't draw worth beans
53.) You write stories and poetry about Gryphons
54.) You call poetry Windspeak
55.) You know all the spellings of Gryphon by heart
56.) You always look up the word for Gryphon in other languages
57.) You like a medieval, classical atmosphere
58.) High, rocky crags are your dream environment
59.) You like cool, dry weather best
60.) You go to the beach just because it's Windy there
61.) You go to places like Hood River, Oregon and other famous Wind surfing places just because it's Windy there
62.) You have a very expensive, custom made trick kite just as an excuse to go to Windy spots... and the kite has a Gryphon on it
63.) You capitalize Wind
64.) You capitalize Gryphon
65.) Bare, pink, bulgy-black-eyed, bumpy-skinned baby birds are the cutest thing you've ever seen
66.) You dumped a bunch of gold jewelry on your bed and slept on it... and you were comfortable
67.) You like sunrise better than sunset
68.) You're generally quiet
69.) You're really good at slinking, stalking and hiding in the shadows
70.) You don't like taking credit for your accomplishments and deeds and try to do them anonymously... and you love watching people trying to figure out who did it
71.) You are really good at keeping secrets
72.) You love reading
73.) You own almost every Gryphon book ever written, and buy books that just have Gryphon mentioned one time
74.) Debating is an art for you; and you always win
75.) You love fencing -- and always think how much better you'd be without the foil, if you could just grow your claws a *little* longer
76.) Long hair is too much of a hassle, so you keep it short
77.) It irritates you that Dragons and Gargoyles are so popular and Gryphons aren't very common
78.) You joined the Gryphon's Guild at http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/4758 because of the above
79.) You tell people you're a Gryphon
80.) You tried to disembowel people because they didn't believe you when you told them that
81.) You can say yes to more than half of this list
82.) You can say yes to ALL of this list
83.) You write these lists