1) you wake up and you immediately think that someone stole your golden nest

2) you can't warm up to cereal in the morning cause it does not have enough meat

3) you end up eating a steak or fish for breakfast and you get mad at the fork and knife 'cause you miss your talons

4) you get ready to go to work/school and your significant other/mother stops you because you forgot to put clothes on

5) you step outside and it's cold and then you notice you don't have your fur or feathers

6) you try to fly to work but you realize that you don't have wings

7) writing and spelling are difficult to do in english you want to revert back to griffonix

8) you write these stupid lists

9) you read these stupid lists

10) when you get hacked off at a mortal you want to step on them and their house and you realize oh yeah I'm not the size of a 2 story building

11) you see a unicorn poster or painting and you hiss

12) you see a unicorn poster or painting and you screech at the top of your lungs

13) you see a unicorn poster or painting and you rip down the poster or painting and you rip it up and bury the leftovers

14) you ever wonder what people see in unicorns

15) you think that a unicorn should be served for breakfast lunch and dinner

16) you think that a unicorn would make a tasty treat

17) you like the idea of a unicorn having a horn built into it 'cause it makes a handy toothpick

18) you like the idea of a unicorn having a horn built in 'cause it makes a handy skewer

19) you ever tried to screech so loud that you blew up a human skull

20) you think that you should nuke the world and start all over cause you think humans look funny

21) you try to eat and you miss being able to tear into meat with your beak

22) you quickly correct people who say you're a bird brain by saying no I'm a griffin brain

23) you charter flights or get a pilot's license 'cause you miss having wings

24) you fly a plane and swoop down on cattle or horses 'cause you are hungry

25) you jump out of the plane and jump on to the cattle or horses cause you are hungry

26) you go up to the tops of buildings and perch yourself on the edge and have flash backs of when you use to fly

27) you go up to the tops of buildings and jump off cause you know you have wings

28) you get in a fight and your number one weapon is your deadly head butt

29) you head butt your friends 'cause you don't want to loose the skill

30) you head butt your friends 'cause you hate humans

31) you ever try to ram a wall with your head 'cause it is in the way

32) you go into the armed forces and when they give you your gun you decline and point to your head

33) you throw down your gun in battle and charge after the bad guys and head butt them

34) you throw down your gun in battle and charge after the bad guys and head butt them until their cranium collapses

35) you throw down your gun in battle and charge after the bad guys and head butt them until their cranium collapses and you live to tell about it

36) you subscribe to an internet service provider just so you can surf the net for other gryphons

37) you subscribe to an internet service provider just so you can stay at this site http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/4758/ a.k.a. the gryphons guild

38) you know you are a griffin

39) your friends know you are a griffin

40) your family knows you are a griffin

41) the first word you said was griffin

42) you refuse to say any other word than griffin

43) you know the word griffin in every language

44) you write an essay in college about griffins

45) in speech class every speech you give is about griffins

46) the local store owners hate you 'cause all you do is ask when they will get more griffins

47) you give your sig. other a griffin statue cause you know it would look good on the coffee table

48) you give your sig. other a griffin statue cause you know it would look good on the coffee table and then you decide it would look better if you mounted it on your car as a hood ornament

49) you give your sig. other a griffin statue cause you know it would look good on the coffee table and then you decide it would look better if you mounted it on your car as a hood ornament then you think about bugs hitting the statue and you decide that it would make a good dash board emblem even though it is 5 ft high and weighs 1000 pounds

50) you visit older parts of bigger cities so you can look at the griffins on the various buildings

51) you visit older parts of bigger cities so you can look at the griffins on the various buildings and you climb up the buildings cause you saw one move and you want to say hi

52) the only food products you buy have a griffin on them or have heavy meat content

53) the only food product you buy is meat

54) you look at vegetarians as lunch

56) you know that Americans taste better than other countrymen because of the amount of sweets Americans eat, second only to the Swiss, but you would still rather eat an unicorn

57) when you type unicorn you wonder if people will know what you are talking about when you say "that horney horse" 'cause you hate having anything to do with them even the mere mention of their name, except when talking about eating one 'cause you know that that is the best meat that was ever invented

58) you buy books that have one paragraph on griffins

59) you buy books that have the word gryphon in it

60) you know that the sense of smell is over rated cause beaks don't work that great

61) people think you are strange cause every time you eat you eat twice your body's weight

62) people think you are strange 'cause every time you eat you eat twice your body's weight and you complain cause it's not unicorn meat

63) you think unicorns are inferior 'cause they have hooves and you wonder how someone could eat without talons

64) you changed your name to gryphon

65) on your business cards they say and "I am also a gryphon lover"

66) you think the internet is lacking of griffins

67) you quit your job cause you want to start hunting unicorns for a living

68) you know how each and every part of a unicorn tastes

69) you are in the process of looking for a tower to rebuild your nest in

70) you are claiming a mountain range as yours and you have a nest made in the middle

71) for fun you wish you could be in your griffin body so you can fly right beside an airplane and wave just so you could see their faces

72) you wish you could find the old unicorn horn 'cause with your human body it would make a great walking stick

73) you can distinguish between the sounds of a unicorn and a regular horse

74) you know the difference between horse meat and unicorn meat both texture and taste

75) when you kick something or someone you try to un retract your retractable claws

76) on message boards you make people mad with all the postings that you are a single auburn griffin looking for a short term mate

77) when you go out to eat and everyone else orders a desert you order another helping of meat

78) you have or in the process of making a business with gryphon in the name just cause you like saying gryphon and writing gryphon

79) you spent over 1000 bucks on various griffin statues

80) you had a griffin painted on your car house motorcycle and every thing else you own

81) you wonder why so many people don't know what a gryphon is then you stop and think well there're a lot of people who don't know what a cow is people are so stupid sometimes

82) you look at children as small tender appetizers

83) your dream job is to own a ranch of unicorns so you will not have to hunt them down anymore

84) you get bore and you write a list called "you might be a griffin stuck in a human body" in about 1 hour without stopping to think and you know you could have done it quicker but your fingers are too short you want your talons back

85) you might be a griffin stuck in a human body if you can read this entire list especially if you say yes to any or all of the things